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| User: | handleschmandle (1065666) My Incredibly Amazing Journal
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| Name: | Handle Q. Schmandle | ||||
| Bio: | Bio? Bio schmio! I signed up for LJ just so that I could comment on a friend's LJ. However, I got sucked in and now post my own stuff. But, I mainly use LJ for goofing off and bullshitting. So, if you want to know anything more serious about me, you probably won't find it here. Also, I don't have a MySpace....or a cell phone! (I know. It's like I'm a cavewoman or something.) Anyway, how about some general blab and links.... My absolute favorite musician. Period. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_artist Heros - http://www.naral.org I miss Hunter. http://www.gonzo.org Favorite artists: Brom, John Jude Palencar, Vince Natale, Daniel Merriam, Jim Mahfood, Frank Cho, Alberto Vargas, Ralph Steadman, Glenn Fabry, Frida Kahlo, Berkeley Breathed, Tony Mauro, Frank Miller, Salvador Dali, Alex Pardee, Nate Van Dyke, Norman Rockwell, Sorayama....those are off the top of my head....I know there's a bunch more so I'll get back to this part..... (Maybe one day I'll put up a website of my drawings. No, really. I mean it this time.) Kevin Smith: http://www.viewaskew.com My all-time favorite movie, The Matrix - http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/ Other favorite movies: Near Dark, 21 Grams, Fight Club, The Way of the Gun, The Dark Backward, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Frida, Blade Runner, Grindhouse, Blow, Snatch, The Fifth Element, Edward Scissorhands, The Alien films, Kevin Smith's films (especially Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), Casino Royale, The Ninth Gate, Kung Fu Hustle, Rain Man, Angel Heart, Desperado, The Game, What About Bob?, Sin City, Forrest Gump (oh, shut up), Kill Bill I & II, What Lies Beneath, Gladiator, The Indiana Jones films, etc., etc., blah, blah.... If you're kid-free like me - http://www.happilychildfree.com/ref2.htm Sexy cars: http://classiccars.com/ Find all those secret "eggs", a.k.a. hidden features (bloopers, interviews, etc.) on your DVDs at http://www.dvdeastereggs.com Have fun with this one - http://www.addictinggames.com If you're at work, make sure that your computer's speakers are muted. I love comedians: Dave Attell - The King, Greg Giraldo, Todd Barry, David Cross, Richard Pryor, Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Louis CK, Adele Givens, George Carlin, Jim Gaffigan, Mario Joyner, Mitch Hedberg, Cedric The Entertainer, Tom Rhodes, Sommore, Jim Norton, Sarah Silverman, Rob F. Martinez, Nick Swardson, and I'm sure a few others that I can't think of right now.... Doug Stanhope in this movie is gold, baby, gold! - http://www.thearistocrats.com/ Find out about films, actors, and all that crap - http://www.imdb.com In general, I don't like Apple. But, this website is great for movie trailers - http://www.apple.com/trailers/ And finally, http://www.mickaboo.com because these little guys need your help! (If you can look at that website without thinking that those photos are cute then you're probably a goddamned heartless cyborg. Just a heads up.) Oh, and I really, really, really hate The Dave Matthews Band, Dido, and when people misspell "a lot" as "alot"....it's two separate words, people! (Wasn't this fascinating?! No? Ah, go screw yourself.....but make sure the door is shut first.) | ||||
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